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April 25, 2013 at 11:38am

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What is wrong with this picture?

What is wrong with this picture?

April 24, 2013 at 5:13pm

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Just sitting here waiting

Just sitting here waiting

April 20, 2013 at 4:15pm

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My temporary new office

My temporary new office

March 14, 2013 at 10:43am

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Why the hell does my tea say “Special Gunpowder”?

Why the hell does my tea say “Special Gunpowder”?

March 5, 2013 at 10:45am

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Reblogged from thedailywhat

looks like fun!

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer Parody of the Day: Average Party

More often than not, “epic” high school parties actually end up being a sausage fest, as shown in this parody movie trailer by Woodhead Entertainment.

February 26, 2013 at 11:45am

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I’m happy I don’t live in a Walmart state, but what the fuck is up with Indiana?
thedailywhat:

Stats Pr0n of the Day
Ever wonder where all those “missed connections” on Craigslist are happening? Designer Dorothy Gambrell created this infographic for Psychology Today, which shows the most common places where these romantic encounters happen across the United States. Unsurprisingly, it seems as though Californians typically lock eyes in the gym, while New York residents have their love connections on the subway, with quite a few Walmart states in between.

I’m happy I don’t live in a Walmart state, but what the fuck is up with Indiana?

thedailywhat:

Stats Pr0n of the Day

Ever wonder where all those “missed connections” on Craigslist are happening? Designer Dorothy Gambrell created this infographic for Psychology Today, which shows the most common places where these romantic encounters happen across the United States. Unsurprisingly, it seems as though Californians typically lock eyes in the gym, while New York residents have their love connections on the subway, with quite a few Walmart states in between.

February 2, 2013 at 1:22pm

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Snowblower had a snack!

Snowblower had a snack!

January 31, 2013 at 3:14pm

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My office for the afternoon.

My office for the afternoon.

January 23, 2013 at 10:22am

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Am I doing it right?

Baked avocado with an egg on top.

Added some Sriracha made it a little better.

January 15, 2013 at 9:53am

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—  I wrote this today, uhhhh…